Tuesday, September 06, 2005

As If Michael Didn't Have Enough Problems...

As if I didn't have enough proof that Michael Jackson is a fucking lunatic, this comes along.

Whatever little incy bit of sanity was left in Michael has now been totally lost. And despite the name of this blog, Michael has gone out of the block that even I would call "slightly insane but fit for society". This man isn't fit for society of any kind.
Charles Manson is probably looking at the guy saying "Jesus Christ this guy is fucking nuts!". They should start keeping him in a little room in the Neverland Ranch where he could look out the window at the animals and dress up as Peter Pan all he wants...Except he doesn't get any Lost Boys this time. That's what got him in trouble in the first place.

According to the article, Mr. Jackson wants to build a landing strip in Nevada for extra-terrestrials. For fucking aliens. Michael Luckman, the head of the New York Center for Extraterrestrial Research is helping him. He supports him, saying that Jackson wants to welcome these aliens to our planet and film the landing. Luckman also is quoted in saying that Jackson has admitted to being from another planet himself.

Okay Michael, we know you had a troubled childhood. Your father abused you, you had no childhood to speak of, and you were a Jehovah's Witness. You spent your whole life as an idol and you have no clue what it is to be to be normal. We...Or at least I can understand why you're so fucked up. Why you don't want to be who you are, and keep pretending to be other people. But this is going a step to far. You might look like you came from another planet, compliments of your self-abusive nature, but come down to earth damnit...Your real home planet.

Michael Jackson, not only are you psycho...Possibly beyond such a label and level of mental health...
You are a fucking moron. Or at least your press agent is. Then again, do you still have a press agent? I mean, if would have given up on you oh so long ago, despite the pay. It doesn't seem worth the problem. Then again you'd probably get paid even more because of what you fucking have to go through. I don't know...All I know is Michael is officially psycho. Beyond psycho. If it wasn't for the fuck that they have proof of him when he looked normal, I would have to agree with Michael on the fact that he's from another planet.

Then again these things can be forged and doctored...

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