Tuesday, August 16, 2005

In Some Way, We All Agree With This...

This was posted by my dear friend Linda on her MySpace journal. I believe everyone who should be on this site will somehow agree with what she's talking about. I swear to you this girl has the wisdom of the ages tucked away under that beautiful skull of her's! Now if we can just unlock it...

Saturday, June 18, 2005
Internet Fagtardness
ok..So i've seen some real Retarded things on the internet in my day, but this shit is getting way out of hand.
If the following applies to you, you should be beat with a wooden spoon and left bleeding in the moonlight.
1. If You're a guy and your screen name is "cuteprettypapichulo"
2. If you TyPe LiKe tHiS (This makes my eyes bleed and it's not "hip")
3. If you're underaged and feel the need to post pictures of your exposed ass and breasts.
5. If you post pictures of your cell phones, new sneakers or anything of that sort ( I highly doubt anybody gives a fuck that you have the latest jordans with your name spray painted on the side.)
6. People who post their phone numbers around.
7. If you've used "mami, chula, dyme or silvadolla" in your oh so creative screen names.
8. If you're over the age of 35 and still feel the need to whore around the internet.
9. Those people who sign up on myspace just to advertise their bullshit sites.
10. If each and every one of your pictures feature you on all fours with your ass held high in the air for extra "fatness" (Unless you're a paraplegic that fell out your wheel chair, There's no need for you to be posing that way)


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