Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I Don't Even KNOW How to React to This

I read this right before my third period Earth Science class, and started to laugh until my stomach was killing me. I, of course being my benevolent and gracious self, have copied the article word for word below.

Life of the party:
PORN star Mary Carey is set to spice up the National Republican Congressional Committee's "Salute to Freedom" dinner with President Bush next month. The former fringe candidate for California governor and star of "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2" and "Thumpin' Melons" will be the guest of her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis, an honorary chairman of the NRCC's Business Advisory Council. The prurient pair will also attend a lunch with top Bush advisor Karl Rove, who Carey hopes will give her tips on her planned run for California lieutenant governor next year.

...Am I the ONLY person who goes into a fit of hysterical giggles at thinking of Rover meeting with this porn star and her pimp? I mean, how the hell did she even get a meeting set up with him? Which person, or how many persons, did she have to sleep with to get this? And then she's asking him for advice?

I just...I can't...I'm sorry I need a moment to stop laughing...This definitely proves how strange a place California is...

Okay, this is something I definitely have to send to Frank J., as well as include in my story Ode to Frank J. Redux. (coming soon to the blog in front of you!) But seriously, somebody tell me I'm not the only one who's tickled silly with the idea of this.


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